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by Matt Granfieldon Sep 15 |
Everyone knows the number one rule of social media engagement is to be honest, and everyone knows the number two rule is don't start something you can't finish (as in, don't start a celebrity Twitter account and write in it for two days and then not write anything in it again, because you end up looking like a dick).
In fact, the rules of social media engagement are so well-known these days that pretty much everyone can recite them by heart, even rule number 14a which is:
"Don't try and talk like you're Gen Y because you're not, unless you are, and even then you shouldn't be twittering on behalf of the company yet because you're not responsible enough and if you get access to Twitter you'll want access to Facebook as well and you'll claim it's for work but we know, and you know, and we know you know we know that you'll end up spending most of your day updating your status, playing Mob Wars and LOL'ing with your BFFs".
Well to hell with that rule.
For the first time, ever*, thanks to the vivacious, spacious and audacious wit of LOL-linguist-intern-strategists, @anna_goddard and @AnnabelBrusasco, myself, a list of words Dialogix couldn't define and a little too much time, Marketingmag.com.au is able to bring you the official GenY LOLspeak A-Z Dictionary of the 65 Most Popular Young Person's Colloquialisms. Or, The Gen Y Translator for short. Rule 14a be damned.
Thanks to The LOLspeak Dictionary even the most moronic of marketing managers can now converse with the kewlest of lolcats. Fire up that Facebook chat window, update your MySpace pic and energise your emoticons, let's start totes talkin!
Oh, and if I've left off any LOLisms you feel should be included in the next edition, feel free to add them in the comments below...
*As long as you don't count the Urban Dictionary as ever
| Word | Definition | Example Usage |
| !!!!! | Words cannot express how much I think this is totally amazing | OMG!!!!! |
| @ | At | |
| *action* | Right now I am doing whatever is between the asterisks | This LOLspeak dictionary is going to be out of date before it's published but that's kewl. *shrugs* |
| #fail | That didn't go very well at all | Did you hear she was trying to get around the world, only made it as far as North Straddie and got hit by a tanker! #sailingfail |
| aiight | Alright | A: "Sorry I ran over your cat with my car." B: "That's aiight, it was my sister's cat." |
| b4 | Before | |
| BF, B/F | Boyfriend | |
| BFF | Best Friend(s) Forever | |
| biatch | My dear friend | Sup biatch! |
| boi | Boy | |
| brb | Be Right Back | |
| BTW | By The Way | |
| burn | To denigrate | At least I wasn't vomiting in the garden! Burn! |
| CBA | Stands for 'Can't Be Arsed', meaning 'I could not be bothered | CBA going out tonight. Stayin' at home watchin' Idol. |
| C-Bomb | The worst swear word you can possibly use | I accidentally dropped the c-bomb in front of my Mum last night and got grounded for a week. |
| dats | That's | |
| defs/defso | Definitely | Defs wanna hit the clubs tonight. |
| DM | Direct Message/Direct Mail | OMG the boss is coming, have to get off the phone, DM me! |
| DW | Don't worry | |
| everybunny | Everybody | |
| FML | F--- My Life | Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a mobile phone kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML |
| fo shiz | For certain | A: "Wanna smoke some weed and listen to Snoop Dogg?" B: "Fo shiz." |
| FPP | Facebook Profile Picture | You look hot! You should defs make that your FPP! |
| G2G | Got To Go | |
| GF, G/F | Girlfriend | |
| Ghost Tweeter | Someone who writes or fine-tunes someone else's Twitter updates because the person in question is too busy, dumb or unfunny to do it themselves | That's not really Kyle Sandilands on Twitter. It's a ghost tweeter. |
| Hellz Yeah | Yes, yes indeed | And so the cop told me that my party was the most epic party they'd ever been called to... Hellz Yeah! |
| HTFU | Harden the F--- Up! | A: "Really tired hey, don't know if I'm coming out tonight." B: "HTFU!" |
| ish | Sort of | She was good-looking...ish. |
| kewl | Cool | |
| KK | OK, OK | A: "Can I borrow your jeans tonight?" B:"kk" |
| L8 | Late | |
| Laterz | Later | "Bye", "Yeah, no worries, laterz" |
| LMAO | Laughing My Arse Off | |
| LOL | Laugh Out Loud | |
| LOLZ | That's so funny | |
| LOLGASM | The climax of a particularly effervescent LOL incident | |
| LOLWAT | Disbelief to the point of absurdity | |
| Maggot | Exceptionally drunk | Going to Jake's house tonight. Going to get MAGGOT! |
| Mofo | A term of endearment between mates. Short for motherf---er | |
| n00b | Someone who is new to something, usually in an internet forum | |
| OMFG! | Oh My F---ing God! | A: "She let me sleep with her!" B: "OMFG!" |
| OMG | Oh My God! | |
| Owned | Defeated | |
| Peeps | People | |
| PPL | People | |
| QFT | Quoted For Truth | You said that and we all heard it. QFT |
| Redic | Ridiculous | |
| Redonkulous | That is seriously ridiculous | |
| ROFL | Rolling On the Floor Laughing | |
| ROFLCOPTER | Rolling On the Floor Laughing, spinning around like helicopter blades | A: "So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross
the road because I thought it was a hedgehog." B: "ROFLCOPTER" |
| Sick | Really, really good | |
| Siff | As if, that couldn't possibly be true | |
| STFU | Shut The F--- Up! | |
| Sup | Hello, how are you? Or, What's wrong? | |
| Tomoz | Tomorrow | A: "So I think I'm going to break up with her tomoz." B: "No way!" |
| Totes | Short for totally, as in, most definitely | That comment was totes inapprop. |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later | |
| U | You | |
| V | Very | V.Good |
| Woot | Gamer-talk for woo-hoo | I got to the last level on Final Fantasy VII, Woot! |
| WTF | What The F---? | The doctor took one look and he was, like, WTF? |
| XXL | Someone with a rotund figure | |
| Yeeeewww/ Yeow/ Yiew | An expression of great joy | |
| ZOMG | A more sarcastic expression than OMG |
ROFLCOPTER = simply brilliant!
My surname is Rolfe, if friends find out about this i am in trouble
Eff: eg. That's Eff'd = That's F***ed, Eff that: F**k that, Eff off .... you get the picture!
TTFN: ta ta for now
LMFAO: laugh my (BAD WORD FILTERED)ing arse off
Sweet: eg. yep sweet see ya there - Sweet = okay, cool; also: That's Sweet = That's good/awesome
Also another definition for you:
Bitch please!
I will have to respectfully disagree with you on this point my dear friend
LOL is such an overused and severely inaccurate representation of what the person actually thinks/feels. It's now used as a phrase to throw sarcasm at those who try too hard to be 'extraverted/fun/funny' via TXT.
You also missed 'word' which is 'to agree' i.e.
A: "Man, I we should totally build a spaceship and stuff"
B: "Word"
Kay - OK
Maggot should be maggoted "We are totally gonna get maggoted tonight"
N00b - newbie
bananas - I first heard this on the Rachel Zoe project, tv show on Arena, shes a stylist to the stars and uses this word for everything "this dress is totally bananas" which is good, and then I heard a gay guy on the The Real Housewives of New York use it to describe curtains. So I think this will start to be used alot more.
I think I'm generation Y, I was born in 1980 and I watch Talking About Your Generation and I identify more with the Generation X'ers when they talk more about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Astroboy/Zena Warrior Princess etc not with the Gen Y's, some who are in their late teens, whereas I am 29.
IMHO you could have at least had the double the amount in here, but hey, a great start for those new to the interwebs.
LMK if you need more for teh inventory.
Cheers,
D
Seriously, it's such a basic implementation, and would look better than twenty "Silhouette Question Mark Man" photos.
Keep sharing such important posts.
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